I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I didn't notice because vodka
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
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