The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
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