Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
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