I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
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