He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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