i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
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I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
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He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
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