the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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