Ambien. No doubt about it.
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
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I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
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So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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