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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
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There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
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All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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