Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
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