I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
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