Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
so let's talk penis.
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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