Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
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Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
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Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
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