I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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