Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
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he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
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Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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