Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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