whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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