it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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