You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
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I need you to use more vowels.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
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