69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
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Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
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High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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