I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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