I can text with my tongue
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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