How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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