I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
I should be sponsored by Trojan
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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