I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
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On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
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I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
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My day in three words: secret purse cake
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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