Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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