But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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