so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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