people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
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