I think I just saw someone hide a body.
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
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