I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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