Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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