My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
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Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
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Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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