Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Randomize
