question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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