I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
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We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
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You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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