These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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