You surviving the open bar?
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Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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