He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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