It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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