Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
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Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
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We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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