Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
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There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
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Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
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