im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
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Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
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He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
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