Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
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How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
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So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
So much Jack, so little girl.
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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