It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
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How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
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As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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