Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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