who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
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