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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
people are starting to question the shark bite story
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
