O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
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Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
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I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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