Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
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At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
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New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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