literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
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