ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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