She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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