Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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