How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Randomize
