Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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