no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
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I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
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We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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