..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
sitting in my room eating a boneless rib tv dinner, and listening to taylor swift's love story, and i sharted. had to finish the ribs and hear the end of the song before i went to the bathroom to wipe.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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